Spend it

The shop

Nothing in here makes a hoodie harder to beat. Not one item. A weapon has no stat, no power and no effect on who survives — what it has is its own eliminations, so the booth describes your kills in a way nobody else’s get described.

You are buying better television. Roughly four eliminations in ten name the weapon that landed them, which is often enough that the rest of the card sees what you are carrying.

Everything is unlocked for the beta. Every theme, every venue, every weapon, for everybody — a beta cannot tell us whether this is fun if you can only see a fifth of it. Nothing here can be bought yet, and what the beta hands out will be reset when it ends. Your record is not part of that: XP, levels, wins and eliminations are real and stay yours.

01 / Free, for everyoneNo membership, no purchase

The Hood entire — its language, its twelve venues — plus the tier-one kit of every theme. So a hoodie dropped into somebody else’s Medieval card turns up with a pitchfork rather than a frozen baguette, and a themed night still looks like one when the field has never bought anything.

The Hood — all of itBare Hands, Rolled-Up Newspaper, Traffic Cone, Wet Umbrella

Deep Space — base kitHull Welder, Loose Oxygen Tank, Magnetic Boot

Medieval — base kitBorrowed Pitchfork, Splintered Lance, Full Tankard

The Deep — base kitRusted Gaff Hook, Weighted Net, Wet Flare

The Gods — base kitWeaponised Laurel, Heavy Amphora, Winged Sandal

02 / MembershipPer hoodie, per term

Per hoodie, not per wallet — each one earns its own record and can hold its own belt, so each one is its own membership. Twenty hoodies is twenty memberships, and that is your call to make.

The weekly Main EventFree to enter, real pot, members only. Every member is entered automatically — no signup, no gas, nothing to remember.

BeltsA non-member can win a card and take the pot. They cannot hold a title.

The shopEverything below this line.

Presenting themed cardsPut on a night in any world you have unlocked.

03 / WorldsThe right to put one on

A world unlock is the right to present a card in it — never the right to fight in one. Anyone can enter any card ever made, whoever paid for it. That is why an unlock can never shrink a lobby, and why the flex is public: everybody who turns up is watching your world.

Deep Spacevacuum, airlocks, and a very long way down in every direction · 5 venues

Medievalsiege engines, boiling oil, and absolutely no medical provision · 5 venues

The Deepeleven thousand metres down, one light, and something circling · 4 venues

The GodsOlympus, the Underworld, and immortals with nothing better to do · 6 venues

04 / ArmouriesXP earns the tier · grouped by world

Grouped by world, because that is how they are worn. You cannot carry a frozen baguette onto Olympus, and the old shop listing every tier-one weapon together was five worlds in one column and no way to tell which was which.

The Hood14 beyond the free kit

BadgerTier 2 · 4 of its own eliminations

Frozen BaguetteTier 2 · 4 of its own eliminations

Mechanical KeyboardTier 2 · 4 of its own eliminations

Pool NoodleTier 2 · 4 of its own eliminations

Cricket BatTier 3 · 4 of its own eliminations

Fire ExtinguisherTier 3 · 4 of its own eliminations

NunchucksTier 3 · 4 of its own eliminations

Runaway Shopping TrolleyTier 3 · 4 of its own eliminations

Chainsaw KazooTier 4 · 4 of its own eliminations

Big SpoonTier 4 · 4 of its own eliminations

Gas-Powered HammerTier 4 · 4 of its own eliminations

Pixel CannonTier 5 · prestige only · 4 of its own eliminations

Void HoodieTier 5 · prestige only · 4 of its own eliminations

Ink BladeTier 5 · prestige only · 4 of its own eliminations

Deep Space6 beyond the free kit

Coolant HoseTier 2 · 4 of its own eliminations

Sample ClawTier 2 · 4 of its own eliminations

Surveyor's RailgunTier 3 · 4 of its own eliminations

Airlock OverrideTier 3 · 4 of its own eliminations

Singularity PenTier 4 · 4 of its own eliminations

StarbreakerTier 5 · prestige only · 4 of its own eliminations

Medieval6 beyond the free kit

Flanged MaceTier 2 · 4 of its own eliminations

Poacher's CrossbowTier 2 · 4 of its own eliminations

Gatehouse HalberdTier 3 · 4 of its own eliminations

Grey Wizard's StickTier 3 · 4 of its own eliminations

Trebuchet ArmTier 4 · 4 of its own eliminations

Eldest RingTier 5 · prestige only · 4 of its own eliminations

The Deep6 beyond the free kit

Whaling HarpoonTier 2 · 4 of its own eliminations

Length of Anchor ChainTier 2 · 4 of its own eliminations

Pressure ValveTier 3 · 4 of its own eliminations

Anglerfish LureTier 3 · 4 of its own eliminations

Kraken WhistleTier 4 · 4 of its own eliminations

Trench ItselfTier 5 · prestige only · 4 of its own eliminations

The Gods6 beyond the free kit

Borrowed TridentTier 2 · 4 of its own eliminations

AegisTier 2 · 4 of its own eliminations

Thread of FateTier 3 · 4 of its own eliminations

Ambrosia, WeaponisedTier 3 · 4 of its own eliminations

Loaned ThunderboltTier 4 · 4 of its own eliminations

VerdictTier 5 · prestige only · 4 of its own eliminations

54 weapons across 5 worlds, and every one of them has its own eliminations written — a weapon with nothing to say would be a purchase that bought nothing, so the build refuses to ship one.